Job listings lie…..
“Fast-paced.”
“Team player.”
“We’re like a family.”
These are not green flags, they’re code for unpaid emotional labor, chaos, and babysitting a 35-year-old man who thinks Slack is a personality trait.
So I built something that reads between the lines….literally.
So I made Tula AI, your new AI-powered lazy girl job assistant!
Paste in any job description. Tula breaks it down. Chill or chaotic? Lazy girl-approved or LinkedIn delusion bait? You’ll know in seconds.
Why I Built Her
Because when I started the lazy girl job trend a couple years ago I kept getting asked the same questions in my insta DM’s: “How do I know if the job I am applying for is a lazy girl job?”
We already know corporate language is designed to obscure.
Tula is designed to decode.
Also Tula is Sanskrit for balance. I am a huge yoga practitioner and I built this while I was completing my 200 hour hot yoga teacher training!
What Tula Does (And Doesn’t)
Tula will:
Analyze job listings line by line
Detect red flags, vague pay ranges, hustle lingo, and cultural BS
Tell you if the job feels aligned with lazy girl values (low chaos, high autonomy, fair pay, minimal meetings) by providing a 0 to 10 score.
Tula won’t:
Apply for you (but hey, AIApply will)
Guarantee perfection, she’s a tool, not a genie
Replace your gut instincts, she sharpens them
How to Use It:
Click here to launch Tula AI (it’s free)
Select:
“Is this a lazy girl job?”
Paste in any job description
Get a full breakdown and follow-up questions you can ask in interviews or keep in your notes
Other Fun Uses:
Run your current job listing to validate your ick
Test jobs your friends are applying to
Compare two similar listings side-by-side (Tula will pick the better vibe)
Why It Matters:
Because most of us were never taught how to read between the lines of a job post.
We were taught to be grateful. To overperform. To ignore the knots in our stomach when a listing says “wear many hats.”
But that’s exactly how we end up in burnout cycles we can’t afford…..emotionally or financially.
Tula is one small way to fight back.
She’s built to protect your energy, your peace, and your paycheck.
Try Tula Now (Free)
I made Tula for all of us navigating the modern job market without a translator.
She’s free, live, and ready for you now.
👉 Click here to launch Tula AI for free!
Drop your favorite prompts or your wildest job listing in the subscriber chat!
Your peace is non-negotiable.
Let’s automate the nonsense and get you one step closer to a job that respects your life.
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